Ed Sheeran writes bad songs

He knows that he does


And he’s glad when we does

Because after the bad ones

James Averdieck liked the idea of running a chocolate business

So much so that he told people he did

Even before he really did 


But when his dream became reality in 2003

For the film Susperia Dakota Johnson had to learn German expressionist dance

It is an incredibly hard dance to master

It involves succumbing to gravity

A bit like being in a trance

Louis CK tells a joke

About pro-life campaigners

Shouting & screaming outside an abortion clinic

Hounding the women going in

John Le Carre was in awe of his hero Agatha Christie

He had always wondered how she could imagine such elaborate plots

And consistently create such unexpected killers

So when he met her he plucked up the courage and asked her

In 2003 Dave Brailsford took over at British cycling

His ambition was to turn them into the best cycling team in the world

Working with finely tuned elite athletes

There wasn’t much room for improvement

The Monday Night Wars ran from September 1995 to March 2001

Probably the most important period in American professional wrestling

The wars refer to a ratings battle

Between WCWs Monday Nitro and WWFs Monday Night Raw